just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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