I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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