Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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