idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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