do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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