she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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