I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
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