Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
