He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Someone came in the potted fern
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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