soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
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