This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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