yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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