got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
