What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
You are a genius and a whore.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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