How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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