He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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