It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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