dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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