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(214): View more from Texas

I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse

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(510): View more from California

i wonder if she has dreads down there too...

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(518): View more from New York

I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes

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(440): View more from Ohio

Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me

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(317): View more from Indiana

Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?

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(816): View more from Missouri

It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom

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(650): View more from California

So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.

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(707): View more from California

Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!

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