yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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