Don't you send me to vm
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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