so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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