you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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