What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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