He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
