He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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