matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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