we're blogging at a bar
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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