A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
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