I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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