Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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