i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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