i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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