if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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