Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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