hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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