Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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