Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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