D3 body, D1 cock
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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