I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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