Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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