I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I need to calm my uterus...
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