They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
