I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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