I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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