Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
he puts the penis in happiness.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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