Quick, to the slutcave!
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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