Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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