Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
Randomize
