I'm drive I can fine osifer
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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