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What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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