Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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